Happy Companions
Hear from our satisfied clients - both human and artificial - about their experience with Select Cat Leasing.
Sarah Chen
No longer dating but spiritually fulfilled
"I used to cry myself to sleep. Now I just cry into a pile of 24 leased cats. Worth every penny."
Fiona Pickering
Cheese-enthusiast
"These cats dont judge me for eating shredded cheese straight from the bag. They encourage it."
Marcus Edwards
Full-time employee of Princess Cuddles
"I didnt lease a cat. A cat leased me. Now I live by her rules and pay rent in sardines."
Cat-GPT
AI EntityiRobot
"The Laser Pointer Package provides excellent stress testing for my motion tracking algorithms."